Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I was asked today what I do for a living and I kindly responded:

I am a:

mother
wife
teacher
leader
cooker
baker
dancer
paper hander outer
taxi driver
daycare provider
decorator
emailer
know-where-everything-is(er)
dish washer
singer
no sleeper
cleaner
bill collector
advertiser
baby machine(er)
laundry goddess
designer
painter
gardener
art director
giver
friend
lover
blogger
facebook(er)
myspacer(er)
pleaser
good do(er)
bill payer
sweeper
shopper
crayon picker upper
dog pooper upper
toy picker upper
bed maker
wine lover
fight breaker-upper
peace keeper
animal lover
smoocher
organizer




I gently asked the woman, "Should I go on?"
She looked at me with glazed over eyes, "Uh, nope. I think we do the same thing!"

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