Top 14 questions I get asked seven days a week

1.) Do you want to play with me? (I spend 85% of my time playing with my kids)

2.) Where are the markers? (They're ALWAYS in the same place)

3.) Why do you always put the glue, tape and scissors up so high? We can't reach them. (Hello! That's the point)

4.) Can I chose something to watch? (I'm about to throw the TV out the window)

5.) Caihavemilkplease? (Can I have milk, please?)

6.) Do I have to nap today? (Evan only actually naps once a week or so. The other days he's singing in his bed for at least an hour.)

7.) Can I sleep with you tonight? (Will Ella ever outgrow this? In some ways I hope not...Evan doesn't ask. He just shows up at all hours of the night without our knowledge.)

8.) When will you take me to see the sharks? (Hmmm. When will I ever take them?)

9.) When can we go to the state fair again? (I get asked this all the time, even at Christmas time)

10.) When you will take me fishing? (This is a daddy thing, in my opinion)

11.) Why do I have to brush my teeth? (Because I said so)

12.) Where are my shoes? (They are always in the basket...ALWAYS)

13.) Can I have desert before lunch? (Gee, let me think....NO)

14.) When can I drive the van? (NEVER!!)