WOMEN

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.




So - if you give her crap,

You will receive more sh!t than any one human being can handle.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.